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"BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
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04-18-10, 12:39 PM (EST)
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"BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
There's probably millions of things to say about Courtney, I just can't think of any.
What I do know is that she is really enjoying being with Coach at the Ponderosa.
Now, don't get jealous Jerri. Colby is soon on his way over to you. Where he can kick, trip, splash, souse and demean you in person and not just from afar.
Speaking of reunions...Sandra and Rupert, soon together again... and can't forget Amanda and near everybody else.



Sorry I'm late, folks. Must have been too busy texting.

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 RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love mrc 04-18-10 1
   RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love tribephyl 04-18-10 2
       RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love suzzee 04-21-10 16
 RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love PepeLePew13 04-18-10 3
   RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love suzzee 04-21-10 17
       RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love RollDdice 04-27-10 21
 RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love smokedog 04-18-10 4
   RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love PepeLePew13 04-19-10 5
       RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love Brownroach 04-19-10 6
       RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love smokedog 04-19-10 9
           RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love suzzee 04-21-10 18
   RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love jackandjill 04-21-10 19
       RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love tribephyl 04-21-10 20
 RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love MissMyth 04-19-10 7
   RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love Belle Book 04-19-10 8
   RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love Brownroach 04-20-10 10
       RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love PepeLePew13 04-20-10 15
           RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love RollDdice 04-27-10 22
   RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love suzzee 04-20-10 11
 Sidebar: Best" BeTheA.S.S.#2" episo... suzzee 04-20-10 12
 RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love suzzee 04-20-10 13
 RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love vince3 04-20-10 14

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04-18-10, 06:45 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
*slobber*

*sweat*

*pirate laugh*


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2. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Aye, Poopert... you, nay I, need to be draping everything in plastic from now on, to prevent from your indiscriminate body-fluid dispersal?
This may fit...


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16. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
All that drooling was because I was there. Right?


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3. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Oh, look what I got here. I mean, geez, this one just literally screamed out for my name, begging to be just handed over to me. What was I supposed to do, say no to JT?

Anyway. Bagged meself yet another HII. Buahaahaa.



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04-21-10, 11:34 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
When I scratch Russell's ear his foot goes up and down.


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04-27-10, 04:32 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
That's because of the tics, Parvie. Don't give it another thought.




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4. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Woohoo! The merge is coming. Can't wait for girl power to start!


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5. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
*smirks*

Just another dumb blonde to toy with after the merge.


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04-19-10, 01:43 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Well well, here we are reunited again. And Pervy's got my cousin. Hilarity is about to ensue, I'm sure.

That billet-doux JT wrapped around me was barf-inducing. "Dear RussHell, I've been admiring you from afar. I just couldn't let them vote you out. Come with us after the merge and maybe you and I can move in together when the game is over, xoxoxo". Blecccch.




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9. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Umm....my buddy Parv is the one calling the shots, small fry. Back off.


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18. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Yeah, what she said.


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19. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Ohh, I'm kinda girlish - can I join your girly alliance?

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20. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Moobs? Check.
Meterus? Check.
Mangina? Check.
You more than qualify, Colbie.

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7. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
I had a cunning plan and now will see the fruits of my labor. Soon the merge will take place and I can sit down with my new BFF RussHell and discuss ways to get rid of the dreaded women's alliance. At least that nasty Parvasite will be gone. That's one off the list anyway.

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8. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
I think you're going to have a huge shock when the merge takes place and you see Parvasite gone.

I can't believe you'd give RussHell a Hidden Immunity Idol! You really are acting like an idiot! I'd never give him a HII -- ever!

Anyway, Courtney's gone. That's the bad news. The good news -- they didn't go after me! I'm the master of the "anyone as long as it isn't me" strategy and it's working again! If we can get rid of idiotic J.T. and the rest of the Heroes, I might be able to make it to the finals yet again!


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10. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
JT, we were having such a good time, what did I do to deserve this? I begged you not to send me back to the troll.

You're gonna wish you didn't dump me this way. Like, real soon. But it'll be too late, dude. You won't be able to get me back.



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15. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
You keep coming back to me, no?

You know you love me, don'tcha? Wanna get back into my shorts?


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22. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Wanna get back into my shorts?

Memo
TO: Jeff Probst/ Prop Dept./ All PA's / Nurse Rachet
FR: EPMB
RE: Health & Safety Guidelines

Please double and triple disinfect Hidden Immunity Idols (HIIs) before releasing them back into the wild and upon redemption at Tribal Council (TC). We need to continue to guard against outbreaks of rabies, scabies, scurvy, AIDS, cooties, crotch rot, athlete's foot and Ponderosa Cabin Fever.

We issued those rubber gloves for a reason, people. Your IATSE and NABET union medical insurance does not cover these diseases. The amputation you help prevent may be your own.



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04-20-10, 01:55 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
nudge nudge, ahem


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12. "Sidebar: Best" BeTheA.S.S.#2" episode title ever: Courtney's Love"
Way to go Jiffy!


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13. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Come here my little HII smooch come to your Auntie Pervati. Gotcha!

Now that I've been through my coronation I expect a little more A$$ kissin' and a little less troll love. Although I hear if you rub a troll you get three wishes or is that three rashes. Whatever, anyone got some gloves?


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14. "RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
The best thing about Courtney's departure is that I can crank up the wind for the second half now without worrying about snapping anyone in half during a challenge.......


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