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"Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
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02-19-10, 04:26 AM (EST)
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"Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob" |
Shaking and delusional one moment, shaking and delusional the next. For different reasons of course but Rob what a roller coaster you were these three days. Special Shout-Out to the challenge designers. Even though they're recycled, the damage factor has been amped up by the power of 10. Parvati's pretty happy that giant splintery box had planed off corners. But a fat lip is in her future. (Not that you could tell the difference between the injury and her "real" lips.) Amanda, Amanda, Amanda. No blurs?! What's up with that? Speaking of no blurs, Tyson, we're gonna have to change your tag-line, dude. Unless by "naked more than hatch" you mean the solid metal version from LOST. And perhaps it's my dawg-gene but I smell a pissing contest between Tom and James coming on. Grab the raincoats folks, it's gonna get wet!

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RollDdice 5381 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-19-10, 01:05 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob" |
I'd like to personally thank Rob for his performance last night. Survivor ratings have been a little soft compared to some weird collection of snow-day sports that NBC calls the "2010 Winter Olympics" so we needed a little drama.Is Rob dead? Did he have a stroke? Will he be pulled from the show? What do you wear to a island-themed funeral? The Rob-father helped inject a little excitement into our "reality" show and I appreciate it.
A.S.S. 2: Bigger. Wider. Better than ever. Hey, Rob? When you're feeling better can you build a "luge"? Recent focus groups studies show that it will help ratings. No rush. Whenever you feel 100% again.
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Molaholic 7014 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-20-10, 03:59 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob" |
Oh happy day -- we finally get something a little exciting and then slam! bam! it all goes right down the porcelain fixture.What's with the medical people there anyway? "Rest for 48 hours and you'll be OK", but then that afternoon here's our patient, busting his whoo-haw lifting Jiffy's suitcase on his shoulders and saving the day once again for the villains. Finally, Mark-me-boy, what kind of felgercarp marketing is this -- the "HEROES" are running around back-stapping each other and acting the total BUTTHOLE, and the "VILLAINS" are working together, getting things done, and actually have the wherewithal to to care for a fallen comrade! One final rant -- what's up with sending Jerri to run for help? Don't your camera/sound ghosts carry cellphones? What if Rob had actually cracked his coconut?  Things could be worse. They could be forcing us to watch LOST
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RollDdice 5381 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-22-10, 05:09 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob" |
Dear Disinterested Loser,Thank you for your fan mail and welcome to the game of Survivor. Let me address some of your comments specifically; "Rest for 48 hours and you'll be OK" is just a little preview of the American healthcare plan. Sometimes the "VILLAINS" exhibit positive traits and the "HEROES" seem petty and vindictive. The important thing is my profit participation your entertainment. Finally, Jerri was actually closer to camp than it appeared... it was just another moment of heightening tension. You're welcome. Sincerely,
A.S.S. 2: Bigger. Wider. Better than ever.
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02-22-10, 10:51 AM (EST)
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44. "RE: Lost in Somoa" |
It's probably more like the censors couldn't make one of Tyson's confessionals sterile enough to make air.......
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suzzee 2763 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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02-23-10, 04:03 PM (EST)
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48. "RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob" |
OUCH! I need someone to kiss my boo boo >pout<..cricketsDon't everyone rush over here at once.
 Everyone is my alliance
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