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"Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 1: Getchur evil on!"
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"Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 1: Getchur evil on!" |
Boy, where to start, where to start...A fine representation overall, I might say.
Clearly not enough of those two hours was dedicated to me, but I digress.
Clearly it was all about you guys so... Rob: WHOA! DUDE!? Who in the frick are you? Starting a fire without flint? Getting Coach to climb a tree? Getting Sandra to fawn all over you?
YOU R THE MAN, that's who! And conversely... Rupert: What a let-down. I hear 6 years old, the world over, sobbing themselves to sleep after watching their favorite hero fail so miserably at making fire, throw a sort of tantrum because of it, stomping off into the jungle while the rest of the tribe banded together, quickly so as not to be openly confrontational, and got it going for you. You selfish, spoiled brat. (Sorry, slipping into RealWorld mode) Speaking of women... Colby: I saw you pushing away Sugar. I gotta say, Colby, you sure are wearing your "I'm not interested in women" badge quite proudly these days. But, I'm sorry darling, I'm flattered and you're certainly cuter than before but it seems you're about 2 years away from full womanhood. Not that there's anything wrong with that, just perhaps the end of my obsession. Onto more manly topics... Coach: How is it possible that you are even remotely tolerable or dare I say even ... attractive?
What kind of hotty pill have you been nursing on? Perhaps you could share with Colby? Speaking of mood altering drugs... Sugar: WTF? Wow. How did you get back on this show?
Desperation is not a good look for you. I also suggest going back on your Paxil regimen. I have no tissues, so stuff the issues. The rest of you, I'll have to mull over for a bit more.
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RollDdice 5381 desperate attention whore postings
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02-19-10, 01:29 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 1: Getchur evil on!" |
We ALL know whose favorite I am, right EPMB? Who's your Daddy? Uhh, I mean that I appreciate all of my Survivor children equally and I have no "favorites". *wink wink* But like a bad Mexican meal you had a chance to repeat on me with this latest A.S.S.
Too bad it was such a short ride for you. See you at LL.
A.S.S. 2: Bigger. Wider. Better than ever.
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02-15-10, 07:32 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 1: Getchur evil on!" |
If this suck up makes the final, aint no way I'm voting for him!
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02-12-10, 11:51 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 1: Getchur evil on!" |
Well it's great to be back. I think everyone knows that I should have been on the last all star show but alas, I couldn't make it. But my good pal Parv took my spot and won! Still waiting for a thank you but I'm sure it prob just slipped her mind. Happens quite often for her as you all know. Maybe too many punches too the head?Wasn't Sugar pathetic? Glad she's gone. We all know the original SWEETheart is still here.....you know, Candy? My name? Anyway, Sugar is stupid. WAY too clingy/needy. I would NEVER throw myself at a man and ruin my game! Cirie.....girl, time for you to learn some new tricks. You don't really think you are going to get far with us all stars, do ya? We know your routine by now, girlfriend! Amanda is SO stupid and bland. Put a paper bag on her head and she's a dime a dozen. Why is she even here? Hasn't she lost enough times already? It's nice to have James on my team again! But I think I liked his hair back in the Cook Islands better. But whatever. Anyway, better get back to strategizing cause we are down a person. Unless a mutiny is coming up? Cheers, 
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02-13-10, 00:38 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 1: Getchur evil on!" |
I think it is pretty clear at this point that this is my season. I'm dominating in challenges, intimidating everyone intellectually. all the women want me and all the guys want to be me. It is almost embarrassing really. Now, everyone knows I like the ladies and they like me, but I'm just saying if I absolutely HAD to do a guy... it would be Rob. late
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tribephyl 7624 desperate attention whore postings
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02-13-10, 01:59 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 1: Getchur evil on!" |
Whaddyamean? Would do him?
Who's name were you screaming out whilst straddling that low-hanging palm?
Rob's!
That's right.
I expect in the next few days you will have mounted him like a horny poodle.
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02-13-10, 03:22 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 1: Getchur evil on!" |
Thank you, sugar. If for nothing else, our ratings were boosted by your bouncing blurs.
Thank you also to Cirie, Amanda, Danielle, Parvati, Jerri, Candice and Stephenie.
Next episode, let's try to get half a dozen blurred man parts, shall we?
As a side note, Col., Danielle is still available if you're interested in switching to a newer modeled BTS character. One more, hate-able.
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tribephyl 7624 desperate attention whore postings
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02-13-10, 03:24 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 1: Getchur evil on!" |
Awww, Randy. You're more like Villain Lite.
Your great taste is debateable, but you are certainly less filling.
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02-13-10, 02:30 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 1: Getchur evil on!" |
Hi Everyone! Bunny and Ra here to give our take on the Heroes and Villains show of the century.Ra was very happy with the blurrage opportunities, naturally. He's really gearing up for the Poverty porn segments and showing as many of Amanda's assets as he can! Poor Coach, I suppose it's a good thing that only Rob and Sandra saw him decide that certain nuts were better left on the tree than others! On the other hand, lets see if he can maintain his Dragon Slayer persona for his one true love dragon lady! Who else's buttons will Rob and Sandra try to push? Ra's pulling double shifts just following them around to see what villainous tomfoolery they'll get up to. Wow, Sugar - way to go showing the entire tribe that your "annoying factor" was not just "creative editing" on MB's part. And you need to learn that with Colby, less is more. Especially when it comes to nocturnal adventures. Did you really not get the feeling that he was more interested in sleep than you? LOL RussHell, your being the most recent All-Star should have given you a distinct advantage - but I think it is also putting you at a disadvantage as these people have learned not to trust anything after three Survivor tours. Poor Jeffy, stuck in a treehouse with no roof, lots of rain and unable to get any closer to Colby than Sugar did! How soon will he be daring to bring out his giant log -- and will Colby even notice? 
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tribephyl 7624 desperate attention whore postings
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02-15-10, 03:04 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: How about a giant idol?" |
What?
So I'm a fan of the wood? So what?
I'm a fan of mornings too.
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02-16-10, 09:35 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 1: Getchur evil on!" |
Wanna run that speech by me? I'd like to squelch it NOW tell you how much I appreciate your out of control imagination fantastic writing skills.
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02-14-10, 08:47 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 1: Getchur evil on!" |
Ho hum.Let's see -- we got to see a stoopid RC reminiscent of the classic American Gladiators (or maybe the good old XFL). Sure we had some oobie-and-butt-crack blurs, but if blurs alone are enough to get you hot and bothered, then you really do need help (or you're 13 yrs old...) The swim/puzzle IC was another rehashed inanity. The guy with the B hat did a little smoke-and-mirrors magic, but then why didn't he toss the flint back to JP with a sneer (or at least brag about it)? Same-ol-same-old talking about who to oust, with nothing new shown at TC. The teaser for next week -- looks like TAR's Roaming GnomeŽ was lurking in the jungle. But I think the reveal will be far from the peak. 
Things could be worse. They could be forcing us to watch LOST
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