LAST EDITED ON 09-28-09 AT 10:37 PM (EST)
Previously, on Survivor:
Episode 2 Pepe
Episode 1 Aruba
(And, to the best of my knowledge, no undue waiting for the NFL and/or PGA to get out the Eastern Time Zone door)
What review would be complete with a good look at our pal RussHell. Seems like he’s been up to his old tricks once again, playing the perfect
foil fool to everyone over at Foa Foa (funny, that EPMB would choose a tribe name that has such naughty connotations, but more on that later).
RussHell, hereinafter to be referred to as “He Who Must Be
Obeyed Ridiculed”, continued to sabotage everything possible at camp, including the chances for Survivor to wrest the 2010 Emmy from TAR 15: The Whiners. Funny, but the Academy has something up their collective craws about “entertaining”…
So anyway, back at the island – HeWhoMustBeRidiculed discloses, once again, his plan for World Domination by Asinineness. He disses everyone behind their backs, including those tribemates still being good sports and actually trying to cooperate.
Meanwhile, our mullet bedecked Amazon, Shampoo, fresh from her amazing discovery of fish in the ocean, reveals yet another stunning announcement by disclosing the fact that trees have leaves and fire is hot. (Of course, in conducting her research, Shampoo lost the tribe’s coolest knife handle…)
Over at Gal U-Tube, nothing happened.
OK – So I’ve jumped the gun a little. Seems to me that this season is going to be – shall we say “predictable” – so I figured I’d save a little time.
(Alright, I’ll wait until after the episode airs and write another summary – but it won’t be any different.)
another Agman gem