The Amazing Race   American Idol   The Apprentice   The Bachelor   The Bachelorette   Big Brother   The Biggest Loser
Dancing with the Stars   So You Think You Can Dance   Survivor   Top Model   The Voice   The X Factor       Reality TV World
   
Reality TV World Message Board Forums
PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats, but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are encouraged to read the complete guidelines. As entertainment critic Roger Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
"It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
Email this topic to a friend
Printer-friendly version of this topic
Bookmark this topic (Registered users only)
 
Previous Topic | Next Topic 
Conferences Survivor Basher Forum (Protected)
Original message

Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-15-09, 08:16 AM (EST)
Click to EMail Estee Click to send private message to Estee Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
"It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
...why yes, this is one of those threads I regret while I'm starting it.

*covers eyes*

  Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

  Table of Contents

  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! more_cowbell 05-15-09 1
 RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! Prof_ Wagstaff 05-15-09 2
   RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! Estee 05-15-09 4
 RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! samboohoo 05-15-09 3
   RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! Estee 05-15-09 5
 RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! grit 05-15-09 6
   RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! mindy23 05-15-09 7
 RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! VisionQuest 05-15-09 8
 RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! Bebo 05-15-09 9
   RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! jbug 05-15-09 10
       RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! mindy23 05-17-09 15
 RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! more_cowbell 05-15-09 11
   RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! vince3 05-15-09 12
   RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! PsychoKitty 05-15-09 13
 RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! Colonel Zoidberg 05-16-09 14
 RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! newsomewayne 05-18-09 16
   RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! KeithFan 05-18-09 17
       RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! newsomewayne 05-18-09 20
 RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! KeithFan 05-18-09 18
 RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day! dabo 05-18-09 19
   RE: OH, darn, what about the time..... mindy23 05-20-09 21

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

Messages in this topic

more_cowbell 60 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"

05-15-09, 08:25 AM (EST)
Click to EMail more_cowbell Click to send private message to more_cowbell Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
1. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
I'm gonna take the monastic approach to this post. No fire, no food, no water. I'm typing it in an unheated room while sitting on a hard chair meditating. I want it to be tough on me. That's how the Native Americans used the internet.

And if this post seems kind of lame, well, my asthma's been acting up.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Prof_ Wagstaff 4196 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"

05-15-09, 08:43 AM (EST)
Click to EMail Prof_%20Wagstaff Click to send private message to Prof_%20Wagstaff Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
2. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
Now that Survivor is over and I no longer have a job, Coach Wade will have the time to dedicate my life to that which I was born to do... playing D&D full-time in Assistant Coach's basement.


Into the magna tribe by phyl

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-15-09, 08:48 AM (EST)
Click to EMail Estee Click to send private message to Estee Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
4. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
Explains that 0-level Charm Person he keeps trying to throw around.

Jeff totally tanked his Will save.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

samboohoo 17075 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-15-09, 08:46 AM (EST)
Click to EMail samboohoo Click to send private message to samboohoo Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
3. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
You mean we might actually see a "tilt" on the RTVW word limit?


Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie


  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-15-09, 08:49 AM (EST)
Click to EMail Estee Click to send private message to Estee Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
5. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
Oh, I found that a while back.
  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

grit 4866 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"

05-15-09, 08:49 AM (EST)
Click to EMail grit Click to send private message to grit Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
6. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
Why are you starting this thresd? Don't you know that I'm the one running things around here? But I'll allow you to start this thresd because you are a worthy warrior and deserve to be here. And if you should beat me I will graciously lay down my sigpics and honor you because it was my honor to be your competitor.

Here, I've written a poem for the occasion:

Oh, faithful Estee, keeper of the flame
If I'm voted out, you I will not blame.
Your virtuous right hand will be my guide
Now I'm going to drown myself at high tide.


another agman creation

That's the best I got this morning. I've got to save the good stuff for my summary.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mindy23 1319 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"

05-15-09, 09:43 AM (EST)
Click to EMail mindy23 Click to send private message to mindy23 Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
7. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
In the sum of all things, as Velencia de Capriano once said, the only thing that really matters, is matter.

And he should know. He was my best friend, back in the Amazon, when the pigmies were hunting us down and carving their names on our other-regions. He saved my life many a time. And THAT'S what matters!

addendem: poor guy didn't make it out of the Amazon to rectify my story. But I never lie. I am a man of honor. There are only 3 things in this world that matter: honor, character, and matter.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

VisionQuest 1171 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"

05-15-09, 11:43 AM (EST)
Click to EMail VisionQuest Click to send private message to VisionQuest Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
8. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
Visionquest can't hang out in this thread with a bunch of cowards. Visionquest is going to go over to Off Topic forum where the real warrior posters are. The next thread I start will be the most monsterish thread ever. (even though all of you cowards know that I hold the record for longest thread ever)

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Bebo 20880 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-15-09, 02:02 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Bebo Click to send private message to Bebo Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
9. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
Please help me to forgive Estee for starting this thread. I don't want to minimize what she's gone through on these forums, even though her outburst could be construed as disrespectful. I plan to go out on the forums without guidelines or spam filters or profanity filters of any kind and meditate on the message board experience. That was how my forefathers moderated, and I am the blogger slayer. I will not post warnings, I will meditate on them the way that was done in the past. It will be completely awesome.

Actually, I am glad that Estee spoke out the way she did. Since she is not a warrior, I can be the last of the Timbira in the game. I will be the last of the original Timbira. You know, I wouldn't have won that last immunity challenge if I had steak or beer. Since I am a mutant, normal human food would have contaminated the temple that it my body and caused me such spasms of digestion and excretion that I would have been forced to prove to the entire world that I am indeed full of crap. I will not say any more on this subject.

But since I am done talking and want to make sure that my fifteen minutes extends not only into everyone else's fifteen minutes but into the very fiber that is our universe, I will recite a poem. This recitation will, of course, be a meditation, which means that the unenlightened will not hear anything.

*crickets*


  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-15-09, 02:36 PM (EST)
Click to EMail jbug Click to send private message to jbug Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
10. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
awesome poem, Bebo. Absolutely awesome!
  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mindy23 1319 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"

05-17-09, 09:28 AM (EST)
Click to EMail mindy23 Click to send private message to mindy23 Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
15. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
Oh, Bebo, umm, Coach, Wow, no one in this universe could have put that into better form. Thank you for those truly God-given psalms of praise! I, am, elightened.


  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

more_cowbell 60 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"

05-15-09, 03:29 PM (EST)
Click to EMail more_cowbell Click to send private message to more_cowbell Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
11. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
I hope this thread will inspire all of you to be better people and make something out of your dreary, humdrum little lives. However many pebbles the Creator chooses to drop on me, I remain unpocked, undented, unwashed, unhinged, unassailable, undoubtable. Period, paragraph, question mark, air quote. As Yoda said to Jesus in the Bible, "When 37 years old you are, look so good you will not."

Stephen will receive the full fury of my black knee socks at final TC.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-15-09, 03:40 PM (EST)
Click to EMail vince3 Click to send private message to vince3 Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
12. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
As a soon-to-be 37yr old, I can tell you that Yoda wasn't kidding.........
  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

PsychoKitty 678 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"

05-15-09, 04:31 PM (EST)
Click to EMail PsychoKitty Click to send private message to PsychoKitty Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
13. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
Man! He's the oldest looking 37 year old I've ever seen!!!!

I cannot even compete with you "cowards" so I won't even try - to "talk like Coach" I mean! You are all AWESOME!!!! And much more so than Ben THINKS he is!

Not that I have an opinion one way or another ;)
Signature by tribephyl

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"

05-16-09, 01:29 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Colonel%20Zoidberg Click to send private message to Colonel%20Zoidberg Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
14. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
Coac hWade is the Dragon Slayer. Coach Wade is honorable. Coach Wade is a monk. Coach Wade...Coach Wade...Coach Wade...Coach Wade...

**everyone slowly walks away**

Coach Wade...

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

newsomewayne 9065 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-09, 08:55 AM (EST)
Click to EMail newsomewayne Click to send private message to newsomewayne Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
16. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
Aw, shucks.
  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

KeithFan 7414 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-09, 09:07 AM (EST)
Click to EMail KeithFan Click to send private message to KeithFan Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
17. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
Coach, Wayne, Coach. Not JT

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

newsomewayne 9065 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-09, 10:50 AM (EST)
Click to EMail newsomewayne Click to send private message to newsomewayne Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
20. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
Wul, shee-yoot. I cain't'ne'er git deez here board threads a ruight.
  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

KeithFan 7414 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-09, 09:13 AM (EST)
Click to EMail KeithFan Click to send private message to KeithFan Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
18. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
LAST EDITED ON 05-18-09 AT 09:13 AM (EST)

This posts reminds me of the time I was in the Congo, when I had to mimic the to actions, sounds, and mating rituals of a silverback gorilla to escape the wrath of an angry soccer mom who's tenacious warrior qualities persued me to the ends of the earth to regain playing time for her son.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-09, 09:16 AM (EST)
Click to EMail dabo Click to send private message to dabo Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
19. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
LAST EDITED ON 05-18-09 AT 09:18 AM (EST)

Ha, Coach Slayer did take a lie detector test and Coach Slayer answered every question the way Coach Slayer said he would, so there! Eat your hat.

ARRRRRRR!!!!

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mindy23 1319 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"

05-20-09, 01:47 PM (EST)
Click to EMail mindy23 Click to send private message to mindy23 Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
21. "RE: OH, darn, what about the time......."
when I was, maybe 6 or 7 years old, and I had to walk uphill, at least TEN FULL KILO's (or more, since you little people aren't so good at converting) in the snow, with no shoes on, a blizzard looming, an avalanche on the horizon, to a one room school-house?

When I got there, I was the only one with a tiny, shattered, little coat, that my mamma made. It was of many colors, made from scraps-Dolly, that was my mom's name. Yes, she loved that coat of many colors, if I can recall. She sang about it often. I hated that song! Anyway, I was so honorable, and so humbled by my experience, I neither ate nor drank a thing all day. Nor did I sit next to the little crackling fire that our teacher, Mrs. Jones, had asked me to make to warm all the other children. I could do without. I was the dragonette slayer even back then.

At the end of the day, through eyes of kindness and unending love, I reached for that little coat of many colors from the rack on the wooden-log cabin wall. And I couldn't do it. I could NOT put that coat upon my frozen body. I had to give it to the little girl who was hovering in the corner, crying frozen tears of shame. For she had no coat, no jacket, not even the skin of a cat to put upon her tiny little frame.

"Sierra", I said, "Here. You take this!" And I handed her my coat. I knew in my heart it was the most valiant thing I could do at that time. Looking up at me with those big, blue eyes, and that beaky, little nose, Sierra took my jacket.

Later, I saw her give it to her boyfriend, one of the slimiest boys on the football team EVER!! He wrapped the two of them in it-MY COAT-and on they went, down the hill, in a shiny new sled! To this day, I will never love again. Never will I speak that name without spitting, choaking, and screaming, " DRAGON SLAYER WILL BE BACK!!!"

And that, my friends, is why I am missing my left 4th toe.


  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top


Lock | Archive | Remove

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
about this site   •   advertise on this site  •   contact us  •   privacy policy   •