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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"It's Talk Like Coach Day!"
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Estee 44384 desperate attention whore postings
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05-15-09, 08:49 AM (EST)
 
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5. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!" |
Oh, I found that a while back.
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grit 4325 desperate attention whore postings
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05-15-09, 08:49 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!" |
Why are you starting this thresd? Don't you know that I'm the one running things around here? But I'll allow you to start this thresd because you are a worthy warrior and deserve to be here. And if you should beat me I will graciously lay down my sigpics and honor you because it was my honor to be your competitor.Here, I've written a poem for the occasion: Oh, faithful Estee, keeper of the flame
If I'm voted out, you I will not blame.
Your virtuous right hand will be my guide
Now I'm going to drown myself at high tide. 
another agman creationThat's the best I got this morning. I've got to save the good stuff for my summary.
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Bebo 20374 desperate attention whore postings
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05-15-09, 02:02 PM (EST)
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Please help me to forgive Estee for starting this thread. I don't want to minimize what she's gone through on these forums, even though her outburst could be construed as disrespectful. I plan to go out on the forums without guidelines or spam filters or profanity filters of any kind and meditate on the message board experience. That was how my forefathers moderated, and I am the blogger slayer. I will not post warnings, I will meditate on them the way that was done in the past. It will be completely awesome.Actually, I am glad that Estee spoke out the way she did. Since she is not a warrior, I can be the last of the Timbira in the game. I will be the last of the original Timbira. You know, I wouldn't have won that last immunity challenge if I had steak or beer. Since I am a mutant, normal human food would have contaminated the temple that it my body and caused me such spasms of digestion and excretion that I would have been forced to prove to the entire world that I am indeed full of crap. I will not say any more on this subject. But since I am done talking and want to make sure that my fifteen minutes extends not only into everyone else's fifteen minutes but into the very fiber that is our universe, I will recite a poem. This recitation will, of course, be a meditation, which means that the unenlightened will not hear anything. *crickets*
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jbug 12676 desperate attention whore postings
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05-15-09, 02:36 PM (EST)
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awesome poem, Bebo. Absolutely awesome!
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more_cowbell 60 desperate attention whore postings
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05-15-09, 03:29 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!" |
I hope this thread will inspire all of you to be better people and make something out of your dreary, humdrum little lives. However many pebbles the Creator chooses to drop on me, I remain unpocked, undented, unwashed, unhinged, unassailable, undoubtable. Period, paragraph, question mark, air quote. As Yoda said to Jesus in the Bible, "When 37 years old you are, look so good you will not."Stephen will receive the full fury of my black knee socks at final TC.
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vince3 15726 desperate attention whore postings
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05-15-09, 03:40 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: It's Talk Like Coach Day!" |
As a soon-to-be 37yr old, I can tell you that Yoda wasn't kidding.........
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newsomewayne 8346 desperate attention whore postings
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05-18-09, 10:50 AM (EST)
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Wul, shee-yoot. I cain't'ne'er git deez here board threads a ruight.
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mindy23 1128 desperate attention whore postings
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05-20-09, 01:47 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: OH, darn, what about the time......." |
when I was, maybe 6 or 7 years old, and I had to walk uphill, at least TEN FULL KILO's (or more, since you little people aren't so good at converting) in the snow, with no shoes on, a blizzard looming, an avalanche on the horizon, to a one room school-house?When I got there, I was the only one with a tiny, shattered, little coat, that my mamma made. It was of many colors, made from scraps-Dolly, that was my mom's name. Yes, she loved that coat of many colors, if I can recall. She sang about it often. I hated that song! Anyway, I was so honorable, and so humbled by my experience, I neither ate nor drank a thing all day. Nor did I sit next to the little crackling fire that our teacher, Mrs. Jones, had asked me to make to warm all the other children. I could do without. I was the dragonette slayer even back then. At the end of the day, through eyes of kindness and unending love, I reached for that little coat of many colors from the rack on the wooden-log cabin wall. And I couldn't do it. I could NOT put that coat upon my frozen body. I had to give it to the little girl who was hovering in the corner, crying frozen tears of shame. For she had no coat, no jacket, not even the skin of a cat to put upon her tiny little frame. "Sierra", I said, "Here. You take this!" And I handed her my coat. I knew in my heart it was the most valiant thing I could do at that time. Looking up at me with those big, blue eyes, and that beaky, little nose, Sierra took my jacket. Later, I saw her give it to her boyfriend, one of the slimiest boys on the football team EVER!! He wrapped the two of them in it-MY COAT-and on they went, down the hill, in a shiny new sled! To this day, I will never love again. Never will I speak that name without spitting, choaking, and screaming, " DRAGON SLAYER WILL BE BACK!!!" And that, my friends, is why I am missing my left 4th toe.
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