LAST EDITED ON 04-03-09 AT 09:54 AM (EST)You rode into Survivor
Like you were riding into a walk
Your buff strategically dipped below one eye
Your shirt was flamboyant
You had one eye in the camera
As you watched yourself psyche out
And all the team dreamed
That they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and....
You're so Ben
You probably think this show is about you
You're so Ben
I'll bet you think this show is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
You had them going for you
When they were still quite naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never fold
But you gave away the things you held
Because you were full of it
I had some plans,
They were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee and....
You're so Ben
You probably think this show is about you
You're so Ben
I'll bet you think this show is about you
Don't you? Maestro?
Well I hear you went up to upper Brazilia
And your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Hollywoodia
Coz you lost you job but who really cares?
You're so Ben
You're just a drama queen all the time
You probably think this show is about you,
Don't you? Don't you?

ETA: changed a few lines coz I wasn't entirely happy with the previous draft.