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"Athletic events Crystal could win."
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12-12-08, 08:20 AM (EST)
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"Athletic events Crystal could win."
LAST EDITED ON 12-12-08 AT 08:22 AM (EST)

List 'em if you've got 'em. And good luck. (Seriously, for this one, good luck.)

'Inexplicable Olympian' may be the most accurate name substitution ever.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... Prof_ Wagstaff 12-12-08 1
 Miss Clueless jbug 12-12-08 2
 RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... vince3 12-12-08 3
 RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... jbug 12-12-08 4
   RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... mindy23 12-12-08 5
 RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... LibraRising 12-12-08 6
   RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... Snidget 12-12-08 7
 RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... Estee 12-12-08 8
   RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... LibraRising 12-12-08 12
 RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... LFJ 12-12-08 9
 RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... suzzee 12-12-08 10
 RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... Max Headroom 12-12-08 11
 RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... kingfish 12-12-08 13
 RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... jbug 12-12-08 14
   RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... Spanky68 12-13-08 17
       RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... Fishercat 12-15-08 18
           RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... Prof_ Wagstaff 12-15-08 19
               RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... PsychoKitty 12-15-08 20
 RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... Aruba 12-13-08 15
   RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... garcor 12-13-08 16
   RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... byoffer 12-16-08 22
 RE: Athletic events Crystal could w... Colonel Zoidberg 12-15-08 21

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12-12-08, 09:44 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
The first International Roll Your Eyes event.


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12-12-08, 09:53 AM (EST)
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2. "Miss Clueless"
not exactly olympian; more beautyless paegent


Sharnina decorated me

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12-12-08, 10:00 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
The "How Far Can Your Voice Carry" contest
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12-12-08, 10:07 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
I have a great nephew (1 year old today!) who can beat her at the slam dunk! I laughed out loud when she couldn't even do that one!


Merry Agman Christmas

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12-12-08, 11:01 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
How about 'dread lock swinging'?? Seriously, is ANYONE at that reunion going to believe she was EVER an Olympic medalist??

I know-she'll tell them she was playing hard NOT to win the challenges, so they wouldn't guess who she really was. OK. Whateva.......


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12-12-08, 11:03 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
LAST EDITED ON 12-12-08 AT 11:04 AM (EST)

Is bridge an Olympic event yet?

Backgammon?


Standing behind whatever Josh Groban clone is singing at the opening ceremony without falling down?

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12-12-08, 11:15 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
I think it needs to be a board or card game with less strategy involved and much more luck, like Candyland.

I was thinking competitive sitting might be something she could do, as long as the chair is a nice comfy recliner that holds you in place without any effort.

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12-12-08, 11:21 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Endurance PMSing. (She's already done thirty-six straight days.)
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12-12-08, 03:50 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Not if the TAR divorcees are in the running!


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12-12-08, 11:30 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
"Miss Anthrope"?
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10. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
An eat yo' rice contest.


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11. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
A marching and dancing contest against Dandrew.


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12-12-08, 06:50 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Olympic Blowing up?

She blowed up real good.

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12-12-08, 08:28 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
In her after confessional (on Ponderoso video) she brags about how well she did in the gladiator challenge - when she got to use her size to pull others thru the dirt.


Agman is definitely on my list (& twin Cyndi too)

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12-13-08, 05:28 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
I guess that one out of 26 challenges ain't bad, eh?

Um. yeah. Crystal. REAL bad.

But if they had a bad attitude contest she would be right there with Randy at the end.

Oh. Athletic events? Um. Hmmm. er..

Sorry. I got nothin.


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12-15-08, 01:39 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Leaving Corrine out of the bad attitude contest is like leaving Michael Phelps out of a swimming event or Crystal Cox out of a 4-person relay sprint.

This is the one complaint I don't get. Sure, mock her for her challenge ineptitude (perfectly valid), but Crystal appeared to be the nicest (or second nicest behind Matty) person on the jury by far. Kenny was worn down by the game and his ego grew three sizes too big, Corrine acted deplorable, Marcus is a sniveling, self-obsessed #####, Charlie's a coward, and Randy's Randy. She was generally very nice, I don't get the personality cracks

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19. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
She was generally very nice, I don't get the personality cracks.

I agree. Toward the end she too was tired and worn down by the game. She might not have been sent packing had she not gotten into the confrontation with Matty.

I loved her comment last night that "this body was built to run around in circles, not up hills etc."


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12-15-08, 09:21 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
That was the ONLY admission she made that she wasn't any good at any of the challenges (but one.) That and the fact her girlfriend would call her up after each episode and say "Girl, you suck!"

Yeah! Finally, the TRUTH!!!! She has a very warped sense of her physical abilities. I had hoped she was trying to look inept - not actually BE inept . . !


Not that I have an opinion one way or another ;)
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12-13-08, 08:08 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
With a little aid from some Performance Enhancing Drugs I would suspect she could win any athletic event she chooses...
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16. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
LAST EDITED ON 12-13-08 AT 12:54 PM (EST)

The roundabout. Object is to find the longest distance between two points.

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22. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/9253

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12-15-08, 11:19 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
She could win a child custody case in which the father and mother both beat the child in question. The child would announce that he wants to live with Crystal Cox, since he knows she can't possibly beat anybody.

Seriously, though, she might be able to win something against the Detroit Lions. Something.

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