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Estee 44384 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-08, 08:32 AM (EST) "Survivor Hawkeye 10: The Only Sin Greater Than Losing Is Winning" Answer the following ten questions any way you see fit. We may get some insight from your responses. Or at the very least, a few wry nods. 1. Crystal will only eat if you agree with her that she can't, leave food out for her anyway, and then hide so that no one can see her consuming it. Can you come up with a less complex system for dealing with this problem? 2. Why was Sugar so bad at playing keep-away? 3. Surely something more humiliating has happened to Matty in his twenty-nine years. Can you name it? 4. What falling object produced the impact that made that crater? 5. Bob didn't seem like a man who would be easily moved to tears by a letter. What did his kin really put in that envelope? 6. In gamer terms, Ken weighs more than ___________. 7. This season has now seen the return of Jeff's Giant Log and Jeff's Giant Balls as part of challenge courses. What part of our host will be the next to appear in a challenge design? 8. You have known Dan for more than thirty seconds. What would lead you to suspect he might have the hidden idol? 9. Corinne would like to stab Susie in the face. Ignoring the fact that this is both illegal and against the rules of the game, why was she unable to do it? 10. Ace and Dan are momentarily left sitting next to each other as they wait for their debriefing. What's their first verbal exchange?   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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mindy23 1128 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 10-31-08, 10:26 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Survivor Hawkeye 10: The Only Sin Greater Than Losing Is Winning" Good questions, Estee. I, in no way, have the answers, but I do have some clues that were given me by a foreign object that landed on my porch just before the show started last night. 1) Tie her up with her Olympic Medal, and force feed her, like a baby.... 2) Sugar NEVER plays 'keep away', hence, how could she be good at it?? 3) Sending in his application for this show in the first place! 4) The same thing that fell on my porch?? It WAS fairly large... 5) His wife told him to look at Randy, who had no mail at all.. 6) A widget 7) Giant poles to suspend ones arms for hours and hours 8) Because you-and your entire tribe-are idjuts 9) She didn't have Jeff's giant balls 10)So, who did YOU rub the wrong way??   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

KeithFan 7038 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-08, 11:44 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Survivor Hawkeye 10: The Only Sin Greater Than Losing Is Winning" 1. Crystal will only eat if you agree with her that she can't, leave food out for her anyway, and then hide so that no one can see her consuming it. Can you come up with a less complex system for dealing with this problem? Nope. I'm avoiding food threads with you today. 2. Why was Sugar so bad at playing keep-away? "No" is just a word that she's used infrequently 3. Surely something more humiliating has happened to Matty in his twenty-nine years. Can you name it? When his grandma walked in on him and told him that it causes blindness 4. What falling object produced the impact that made that crater? Congressional/Presidential approval ratings? 5. Bob didn't seem like a man who would be easily moved to tears by a letter. What did his kin really put in that envelope? His stock portfolio 6. In gamer terms, Ken weighs more than ___________. A Wii remote, if you take off the rubber cover 7. This season has now seen the return of Jeff's Giant Log and Jeff's Giant Balls as part of challenge courses. What part of our host will be the next to appear in a challenge design? Jeff's Giant Gut. No creepy food challenge yet. 8. You have known Dan for more than thirty seconds. What would lead you to suspect he might have the hidden idol? I can't think of anything. What can you say, some people still continue to believe that if you make less than 250K your taxes aren't going up in the next 4 years too. 9. Corinne would like to stab Susie in the face. Ignoring the fact that this is both illegal and against the rules of the game, why was she unable to do it? Survivor is fake. All the real sticks have been replace with foam Hollywood set sticks. She could only manage to give her a bad case of pinkeye 10. Ace and Dan are momentarily left sitting next to each other as they wait for their debriefing. What's their first verbal exchange? "So who'd you think was really going?" "We cannot expect the Americans to jump from capitalism to Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving Americans small doses of socialism until they suddenly awake to find they have Communism." - Soviet Leader Nikita Khrushchev, 1959   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

PsychoKitty 590 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 10-31-08, 07:32 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Survivor Hawkeye 10: The Only Sin Greater Than Losing Is Winning" Oh man, there's no way I can top KeithFan! "Stock Portfolio" Hilarious!!!! 1. Crystal will only eat if you agree with her that she can't, leave food out for her anyway, and then hide so that no one can see her consuming it. Can you come up with a less complex system for dealing with this problem? A walled in room with a pass through for a dish. . .kinda like solitary confinement! Which with her mood swings, she's going to need really soon! 2. Why was Sugar so bad at playing keep-away? People are always so close to her - trying to bump into her curves. . . Not used to the distance! 3. Surely something more humiliating has happened to Matty in his twenty-nine years. Can you name it? I know!!! There has to be something worse than Survivor! Jeez!: The zit he had when he went to his senior prom with the town hermaphrodite. (Not that HE knew she/he was!) 4. What falling object produced the impact that made that crater? Jiffy's helicopter and the huge crew from Survivor and Home Depot when they came to make the sets that desecrated the former Eden known as Gabon. . . 5. Bob didn't seem like a man who would be easily moved to tears by a letter. What did his kin really put in that envelope? A Dolly Madison cupcake! Btw, that was so funny that Randy got nothing. Telling too, and no one commented on it! 6. In gamer terms, Ken weighs more than the software for Doom. (I'm dating myself ) 7. This season has now seen the return of Jeff's Giant Log and Jeff's Giant Balls as part of challenge courses. What part of our host will be the next to appear in a challenge design? I agree - Jeff's Giant Upper Intestine - something horrible to eat is coming up! Yes, really, "coming up!" Yum, any unhatched ducklings to be had in Africa? 8. You have known Dan for more than thirty seconds. What would lead you to suspect he might have the hidden idol? His GIANT & EFFICIENT BRAIN. . . . Actually, he is so smart that he could have found it and forgotten! he had it. 9. Corinne would like to stab Susie in the face. Ignoring the fact that this is both illegal and against the rules of the game, why was she unable to do it? Hahaha! Well, it's impolite for one. And fortunately for Susie, she had just left her knife in the "kitchen." 10. Ace and Dan are momentarily left sitting next to each other as they wait for their debriefing. What's their first verbal exchange? If I'd just made it through this tribal council, I would have won the whole thing! I had it (Sugar ) in the bag! Not that I have an opinion one way or another ;) Signature by tribephyl   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

SpotTheDifference 740 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 11-01-08, 10:04 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Survivor Hawkeye 10: The Only Sin Greater Than Losing Is Winning" 1. Crystal will only eat if you agree with her that she can't, leave food out for her anyway, and then hide so that no one can see her consuming it. Can you come up with a less complex system for dealing with this problem? Tell her multiple times, in the exact same intonation, "Eat'cho rice". 2. Why was Sugar so bad at playing keep-away? I think the better question is, what is Sugar good at, anyway? 3. Surely something more humiliating has happened to Matty in his twenty-nine years. Can you name it? Naming his Survivor losses more humiliating than going broke because he spent his trust fund away partying. 4. What falling object produced the impact that made that crater? Ace's big head. It fell off his body when it got replaced by his bigger ego. 5. Bob didn't seem like a man who would be easily moved to tears by a letter. What did his kin really put in that envelope? A number puzzle. 6. In gamer terms, Ken weighs more than ___________. Gastly, the ghost pokemon. 7. This season has now seen the return of Jeff's Giant Log and Jeff's Giant Balls as part of challenge courses. What part of our host will be the next to appear in a challenge design? Next week, castaways must wade in the muck in Jeff's Giant Hole as part of the immunity challenge. 8. You have known Dan for more than thirty seconds. What would lead you to suspect he might have the hidden idol? He's got shifty eyes. And he asks me, "You think I have the immunity idol, don't you?" 9. Corinne would like to stab Susie in the face. Ignoring the fact that this is both illegal and against the rules of the game, why was she unable to do it? She tried. There was just nothing inside Susie's head to pierce through. 10. Ace and Dan are momentarily left sitting next to each other as they wait for their debriefing. What's their first verbal exchange? Ace: Bloody hell they voted me out! Bollocks! Bollocks, I tell you!a Dan: *eats Ace*   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

moonbaby 15894 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-08, 07:07 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Survivor Hawkeye 10: The Only Sin Greater Than Losing Is Winning" 1. Crystal will only eat if you agree with her that she can't, leave food out for her anyway, and then hide so that no one can see her consuming it. Can you come up with a less complex system for dealing with this problem? Yah. Send. her. home! 2. Why was Sugar so bad at playing keep-away? She ate too much before the challenge and it slowed her down. 3. Surely something more humiliating has happened to Matty in his twenty-nine years. Can you name it? His weenis escaped his shorts in an earlier challenge and no one ever noticed it. Not even in slo mo playback mode. 4. What falling object produced the impact that made that crater? Ace's ego. They shipped it ahead. 5. Bob didn't seem like a man who would be easily moved to tears by a letter. What did his kin really put in that envelope? A new bow tie. Or onions. Or a bow tie made of onions. 6. In gamer terms, Ken weighs less than a gib. 7. This season has now seen the return of Jeff's Giant Log and Jeff's Giant Balls as part of challenge courses. What part of our host will be the next to appear in a challenge design? Jeff's Dimples of Doom. 8. You have known Dan for more than thirty seconds. What would lead you to suspect he might have the hidden idol? A heh. Heheheh. Wahahaha! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAA! *falls down laughing* 9. Corinne would like to stab Susie in the face. Ignoring the fact that this is both illegal and against the rules of the game, why was she unable to do it? She didn't know which face to stab. 10. Ace and Dan are momentarily left sitting next to each other as they wait for their debriefing. What's their first verbal exchange? Ace: Cheerio! Dan: Doood I love cheerios, can I have some?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Molaholic 7014 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-02-08, 11:18 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Survivor Hawkeye 10: The Only Sin Greater Than Losing Is Winning" 1. Crystal will only eat if you agree with her that she can't, leave food out for her anyway, and then hide so that no one can see her consuming it. Can you come up with a less complex system for dealing with this problem? Sure, the BCS does this every week. 2. Why was Sugar so bad at playing keep-away? Too many words in the title of the game. 3. Surely something more humiliating has happened to Matty in his twenty-nine years. Can you name it? That time when he said that President Dubya was a Great Leader 4. What falling object produced the impact that made that crater? Crystal's ego 5. Bob didn't seem like a man who would be easily moved to tears by a letter. What did his kin really put in that envelope? A really cool physics experiment involving the forces acting on Sugar's oobies 6. In gamer terms, Ken weighs more than ___________. Six atoms of Hg ***waves to Bob*** 7. This season has now seen the return of Jeff's Giant Log and Jeff's Giant Balls as part of challenge courses. What part of our host will be the next to appear in a challenge design? Wait just a second for a minute here -- you haven't seen Jiffy's snuffer in action yet? 'tis a thing of beauty, IMHO. 8. You have known Dan for more than thirty seconds. What would lead you to suspect he might have the hidden idol? Those oh so shifty eyes. 9. Corinne would like to stab Susie in the face. Ignoring the fact that this is both illegal and against the rules of the game, why was she unable to do it? Editing. 10. Ace and Dan are momentarily left sitting next to each other as they wait for their debriefing. What's their first verbal exchange? Ace: Let me make you an offer -- I'll cover your back if we ever go to Sequesterville Tribal Council, all I ask is that you give me your word of honour. Agman is my Hero (at one time, he was my baloney and cheese)   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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