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20. "RE: BeTheSurvivor: Ep1/2; can you smell the dung? " |
Nice job Susie. You really know how to pick your alliance partner. Have you ever wanted to visit Loser’s Lodge? But I digress . . .First of all, everyone’s welcome for the High-Def, but you’ll come to regret it as you all start to look like the “worst case” photos from the dermatology section of a third world medical textbook. Unfortunately, what’s crystal clear and High-Def is that the Casting Department has failed us yet again.
It looks like there’s another pa-phong on the way. I still have nightmares about Pagong. Jiffy, get the cultural attaché to explain why fang is pronounced “phong”. We had so many fang visuals ready to go. *sigh*
Mark "Not afraid to be The Leader" Burnett
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09-27-08, 04:41 PM (EST)
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You stupid players. You don't stand a chance because you are in my house. Already, Sugar's afraid to bathe. She'll stink up the place worse than all the elephant dung and everyone will want to leave. I've also found a nice spot in the middle of the lake where God and Charlene like to strategize. I'm on to their plans and I'll smash that onion. If only I can make an alliance with that lurking Gorilla and the game is mine. BTW Fang, if you don't want elephant's roaming in your camp, rule #1 is to avoid having the odor of elephant dung all over it. Something edible inside dung???? Maybe you can tell that I'm not a picky eater but even I know better than that. Stupid people! 
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09-28-08, 04:11 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: BeTheSurvivor: Ep1/2; can you smell the dung? " |
Now let me get this straight --We've got Survior's Crack (cracked-head) Medical team on duty, somebody eating bugs, a leader that doesn't lead, old folks getting dissed by younguns, those same old folks out of their league in physical challenges, those same younguns griping about being far from civilization-as-they-know-it, the gay guy hitting on the straight hunk, and lessons about dung. I thought this was a new season? and aren't we all grateful to EPMB for the High-Def? Now we can see each and every bug bite (Michelle, my belle...)
Agman is my Hero (at one time, he was my Baloney and Cheese)
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09-29-08, 10:20 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: BeTheSurvivor: Ep1/2; can you smell the dung? " |
I don't know WHAT you guys are talking about! Yes, eventually I WILL get in to that water, if I have to...after all, I am so beautiful, and all the guys are going to want to be with ME! What do you think I signed up for, anyway?? To sit around a stinky camp and eat rice all day?? Oh yeah, I'll miss my sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, but only for a while, if you know what I mean...I WAS chosen by the photographer dude, after all, because he needed a model, right?? What does THAT tell you? I am the most beautiful girl out here, that's what! And I don't have to worry much about the leopards eating me, since I am one with them-ie my swim suit/halter top/dress. See, I am no dummy! I knew when they put us on that plane, we'd be around SOME kind of animal. But you know, the worst kind of animal are the men and women who fight each other, and I am going to totally avoid that. I'll just stand around and do my best to keep my mouth shut, not get into trouble, and just look beautiful. I AM on the winning team, after all, and everyone here loves me! What more could I ask for???
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09-29-08, 10:34 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: BeTheSurvivor: Ep1/2; can you smell the dung? " |
ORLY?/gamermodeon joo rly think joo can beat me? LULZ!!!1! joor azz iz pwnt! sephirothken iz in the building and I iz not afraid of beating the sh!t out of old Physics teachers. I gotz well-exercised fingers. *Winks at the ladies* /gamermodeoff
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17. "RE: BeTheSurvivor: Ep1/2; can you smell the dung? " |
Babel Fish has got nothing here...
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19. "RE: BeTheSurvivor: Ep1/2; can you smell the dung? " |
Don't you worry, Bob. I'll take care of that babbling idiot!! I just found a really groovy herb out here that does wonders for the soul! Just a few leaves of that in his rice, and he'll crawl under his cave for a while, and when he comes out, he might actually SPEAK!BTW, what's your sign???
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10-01-08, 10:51 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: BeTheSurvivor: Ep1/2; can you smell the dung? " |
Looking at the Survivor questionaires...Bob's sign is
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